...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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