Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
My ATM looks so different sober.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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