It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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