If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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