we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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