he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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