We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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