I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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