Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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