I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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