its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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