U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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