Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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