1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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