i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Where is the hickey?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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