I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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