Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
be right there i have to get my cape
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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