Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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