so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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