She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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