There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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