I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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