I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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