There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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