another moral hangover. fuck.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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