3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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