Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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