I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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