I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
NoShamevember. You game?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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