hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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