yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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