She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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