It's like a parade of train wrecks.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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