Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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