What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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