And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Floor bacon is actually really good
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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