bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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