Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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