He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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