Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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