We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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