We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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