Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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