Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Boobs speak an international language.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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