Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
