i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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