Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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