belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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