Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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