Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
