addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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